STORY OF MY LIFE




PLEASE

everyone who reads this will know that i am
a massive CAMO fan
so i cannot fail to notice that Tommy Hilfiger menswear ss12
bears striking similarities to ACNE womenswear aw12
who would have thought?!
as my friend HARRY pointed out the tommy version is too POP-PY
keep it real.
think SYRIA. camo aint no gimmick.

GUESS WHAT

it's good friday!
hitting sainsburys for some gluten free
HOT CROSS BUNS




I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK OUT

flares.
the humble bell-bottom.

(this post is one for the girls btw, sorry boys..but please do read on because it will further your education and your girlfriends will thank you for your deep fashion understanding)
i am so vibing these right now.
(also straight legs. bleached and levis preferably. but it is hard to find the good, old ones. i digress.)
but i have seen very few people actually WORK them.
i have come to a conclusion: it is hard, but not impossible.
let's see...





to start with you have to be SLIM because this is a look that does NOT work with thunder thighs
sorry guys, but there are a lot of sexy things you curvy ladies can wear that skinnies cant. ie spaghetti strap silk slips ala calvin klein in the 90s. just no.
kate moss for example looks BEAUT in a bellbottom.
adele on the other hand, may have more of a chalenge. she should stick to advertising her asserts. ie. her boobs. skinny girls do not have these, she should (and does) capitalise on that.


cowboy style with a belt and shirt seems to be a kinda great option.
there are things to remember here...we have a baggy vibe at the bottom of the leg so this has to be balanced out somewhere. (ie, do not vibe hobo and wear with boyfriend tshirt)
but what shoes? this is a harder one to figure?
i'm just not going there with cowboy boots at the moment. NO.
(ahem, ignore horrendous colour palette in this photo. am on my mum's computer with no photoshop
otherwise i'd be wiping the colour out of that shit)

high waists are a MAJOR look



some people can handle this. for most...it's either gonna be a long top covering waistline or mid-rise
here are some 2012 interpretations...



neither of these have quite nailed it.
neither are tight enough around the thigh. it makes them look CHEAP.

This is OPENING CEREMONY's attempt bellow. obviously they nail it.
so kate hudson in almost famous. YES. LOVE


and what about these? ...



nahhh.
both are BORING.
whats the point of wearing hippie pants if you look SQUARE.


at least whack in a bit of 70s, right?

i'm gonna spend a bit more time thinking this over and i will get back to you.
stay around.
there are definitely A LOT of bad examples out there


BEWARE
this is a BAD example
no no NO.




BYE BYE BOYS

very sad last mixtape from fuae :(
a high note to leave on
vibing african electronic

THIS IS WHERE I'LL BE THIS SUMMER

rocking out with my frock out at the preen studios in ladbroke grove
but...please....somebody give me some paid work before then?!






WOAH WHAT HAPPENED HERE

shock gasp horror - tommy hilfiger ss12 is kinda cool.
is this peter som??
or karl templer?

anyway...we like
girls sizes please?


WOW FOR SOFIA COPPOLA

marni takes over h&m
riots predicted this thursday am
is it embarrassing that i kinda wanna be there??
the collection is actually brill

I THINK WE NEED TO TAKE A MOMENT

to appreciate....

i give you jil sander aw12 in all it's full glory
(those shoes are gonna be expensive, that is A LOT of
strap work...but soooo worth it)


jil sander ss12

i think i would pretty much die happy if
some how i was given this collection and told
that i could only wear this for the rest of my life.
no kidding.
that bag....those boots....it even has gingham
with which i have hand some wierd obsession since i
was about 10.
(it probably has something to do with growing up in the deepest
darkest countryside...)



YES GRAZIA

this is brill.
good work


SO IT TURNS OUT

KOREAN food is GREAT
and who would have known there are LOADS of fab (budget friendly) korean establishments in London
When I say london, i mean soho. because their sure as hell aren't many in east or south and I never go west or north
What you see here is a Dolsot Bibimbap. What is great about korean is that there is lots of opportunity
to GET INVOLVED
with your food. This one comes raw in a sizzling pot and you stir it and it cooks in front of your eyes.
Theres also KOREAN BBQ
involving more fun DIY where you cook the meat yourself on a
hot plate in set into the middle of your table.
Less DIY, but very delicious is the soft tofu soup hotpot which is what i had with yum bits of seafood floating in there and a healthy serving of CHILLI OIL.

Give it a go...

Arirang  -  Poland Street £6.50-£9 for a main (this was where i lost my korean virginity)

Koba  -  11 Rathbone Street

Bibimbap  -  11 Greek Street

PS you HAVE TO order a side of KIMCHI. it's pickled cabbage. it's famous. 

FENDI BEAUTS

these shoes are amazing. period.
but who the hell has the style to actually pull these off? Seriously.
I would sure as hell try, but it might be an expensive experiment.
I am slowly (and painfully) coming to realise that successful shoes are BORING SHOES



NINA CHAKRABARTI

visualisation of dreams




YESS NEW YORK

wanna deal me out an internship next year??